Confessional « The Straight of the Goods

At age 13 or so I divined that shaving my legs would mean opening a Pandora's box of constant maintenanceâ€"legs have a lot of surface area, leg stubble is scratchier than natural leg hairâ€"and I decided I just didn't want to go that way. ... I went to the local hotel where they were doing a presentation / meet-and-greet to attract all the prospective students in the region. I was mortified by the mixture of self-importance and inarticulate naiveté in the presenters, ...