Life's Little Pleasantries - short story

Champagne flowed freely like the Nile during flood season. With sparkles everywhere, for a moment I thought I ended up in a glittery world filled with Twilight fans jumping all over me. Underneath some huge hotel in a big city. ... Particularly when you live in a quiet neighbourhood where the occasional death of a neighbour because of old age fuels the gossip for the entire year. I roll over on the ground like a happy dog and look towards the cloudless sky of the summer ...